I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Why is the Mexican a gardener? He has a mental disability that makes him unable to do more than a simple task.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Confucius says, I hear and I forget. I see and I remember. I do and I understand.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Q:What do you call chocolate without a gag reflex? A: Choc-o-late (Choke a lot)

When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? The Police. There's something strange in your neighborhood.

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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