Roses are red Violets are blue Call the cops girl They can't unrape you

Why are trees green? I have no idea

yo momma is so fat she ate the rest of the joke

Why did Sally's ice cream melt? She was on fire.

KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

What's the difference between a duck and a bicycle? They both have handlebars. Except for the duck.

how do you wake up lady gaga? poker face

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

Knock Knock! Who's There! That's right! And now for our next song: "Magic Bus!" One TwoThree Four.....

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? Two worms in your apple...

How did the man lose his arm? beacuse of the five year old with a knife obsesion standing right beind you at this minute...

whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

What does mickee say to other animals. Mouse

How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

Knock Know! Come in!

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

why couldnt the man run because he had no legs

Mitt Romney

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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