- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

What's the difference between a black girl and a white girl? Nipple color

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

What body part did German prince Heinrich von Missingpenis lack? His toenail.

Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What is Alqueida's favorite football team? The New York Jets.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? It depends on their painting skills.

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

what do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind

Why did Gary have severe learning difficulties? Because his mother drank a lot of alcohol while she was pregnant, and it harmed his development significantly.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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