- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't people say YOLO anymore? They all died in car crashes while texting and driving.

That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

How do you put 4 elephants inside a Volkswagen? You'd have to the change the interior design of the car and probably cut most of the roof. How do you put a Giraffe inside a Volkswagen? You ask her nicely to squeeze in between the four elephants...

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

We can consider a wind turbine as a great ventilator that produces heat.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It escaped the zoo.

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

Why did the white man beat the black man in a fight? The white man was bigger. Also, he was a black belt in Brazillian Jiu Jitsu.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

why didn't the mexiczn eat the black man's cooking? because it wasn't good

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON. And Michael Jackson was a child molester.

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