What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

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How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You were probably expecting a poem or something but no this is just a gardening fact

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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A man walks in to a bar and everyone screamed running out the door.

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Guess what? You guessed it.

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man 1.have u sen my girl friend man 2. yes man 1. rely man 2. no man 1. dick

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What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

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What did the meteorologist say when there was tornado? There is a tornado 7 miles West of the station.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

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What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

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Why did nobody like Anne? She was disabled

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Badabing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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