womens rights.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

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how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

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Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

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Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

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Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

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Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

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Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

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Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

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Why did the Gay person fall down? He got shot.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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Where's my baby??

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Parkinson's dl;ghd;jgfldsj;foshdgoljdlkfnjslpaoijejknjvnoidnmaokepinjndonfvio

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Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why didn't the 9-year-old girl go to school on monday? Because she lived in a country where women don't have rights and was traded as a commodity for 2 pigs to be a wife for a 43 year old man.

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My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

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What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing they're rocks? What did the tree say to the other tree? Nothing they're both trees? What did the pillow say to the other pillow? Nothing they're both pillows? What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

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An asian, mexican, and a black guy walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "get the hell out"

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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