- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man upset? Both sides of his pillow were warm.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

why are you going to laugh at this its reallly dumb

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

What do you get when ned puts toast in the toaster? A fucking massive sperm whale.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first one turns to the second, and says nothing, because muffins can't talk. They then both die because the temperature in the oven was 370 degrees.

Once soon a time there was a boy named steven. He dropped his ice cream because... You know the rest

Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

What did the Golden Retriever say when asked about the meaning of life? woof.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

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