Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Roses are red My name is Dave This makes no sense MICROWAVE

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

Two muffins are sitting in an oven.

knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

How do you make a tree angry Overall trees have no sense of emotion therefore it is impossible to anger a tree.

Holocaust jokes suck. Anne frankley, I won't stand for them

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

lucas sehnoun told me anti-joke was funny

Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Whats the difference of a pile of dead babys and a lambrogini? One of them is not inside of my garage.

These jokes don't have punchlines.

A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue This poem makes no sense Trampoline

all the kids had fun

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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