- Anti Joke

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

-15

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

-15

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

-15

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

-15

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

-15

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

-15

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

-15

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

-15

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

-15

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

-15

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

-15

i love................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................ ME

-15

so today i took a poop. hehe

-17

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

-17

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

-17

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

-17

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

-17

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

-17

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

-17

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

-17

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

-17

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

-17

you dint have to be a jew matt

-17

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

-17

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Where did the girl go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did an asian lawyer commit suicide? Because his wife left him and he hated his miserable life.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

So a man walks into a hospital to see his dying wife..... walks into her room falls over and then dies

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

so today i took a poop. hehe

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Sally walked into a bar and asked for a drink. Because she was under 21 they denied her request,

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

you dint have to be a jew matt

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??