a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What comes after 69? 70

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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the redsox

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Roses are red Violets are blue Goodbye to the people who hated on me

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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