- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's DEAD!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What would George Washington be doing if he was alive today? Scratching and screaming at the bottom of his coffin.

How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Christianity.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the boy and the dog do at the park? Nothing, the dogs dead

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

Why couldn't the black man get his lawnmower to start? He was too poor to own a home =)

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

Joker: Why so serious Man: My mom and dad just got hit by a car, and you just stabbed my friend in the face with a pencil. Joker: Oh well im sorry to hear that.

Daniel is a fag

A man walks into a bar at 1 in the afternoon. He's the bartender and a fellow employee asked him to cover the afternoon shift.

why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

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