- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

A miserable man committed suicide.

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Mahmy

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Your mother is so fat that she will likely eventually develop diabetes.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

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