How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

A blinde and brunette are stranded on an island. They are never found and starve to death.

The next sentence is true. The previous statement is false.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a black man was chasing his dinner.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay guys house Knock Knock Who's there? The chicken

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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