- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What`s red and smells like blue paint? A sunburned baby drinking green paint.

-Knock knock -Use the doorbell -Oh... ding dong -Who is it? -Me -Oh -Yeah -Cool -Come in -Okay -Take off your shoes -Alright -How are you? -Good -That's good -Yeah -Okay -K -Oh -Bye -See ya

What's Mackaulay Culkin's favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch.

What's the difference between a bench and a black man? The black man is alive.

Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Holocaust jokes aren't funny

billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there's no money in Africa.

What do you call a chicken that can't lay eggs? a rooster

Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

Mugger: Give me all your money. Victim: No. Mugger: Okay. (Moves on to find his next victim)

Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

What's the only think duct tape can't fix? Your parents divorce.

The number 69 is? Just a plain old number that has just as much meaning as 68 and 70.

What did the kid say to the ginger? You're gay.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

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