- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

A guy walks into a bar with a Donkey and a jar full of pennies. He walks up to the bartender and orders ten shots of whiskey. He was found dead the next morning from erotic asphyxiation.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What benefits came from the September 11th attacks? None. It was one of the most horrific tragedies in American History

A miserable man committed suicide.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

why did the woman walk into the kitchen? i don't know, but the better question is why she left in the first place.

A horse walks into a bar the barmam asks why the long face The horse replies he's suffering from depression after his family was killed in a car crash and he has now turned to alcohol to sort his sorrows

Why couldn't the Asian man speak in chinese? He never learned chinese

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

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What did the black guy say to the white guy? The black guy said, "hello". They then proceeded to have a normal conversation.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

why did the man fall? cuz he jumped from a building

whats the difference between and black guy and a bench? a bench can supoort a family

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa on Christmas? His parents died the night before!

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

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