What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

How do you kill a blonde? Throw a fridge at her

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Rsoes are geern Voielts are ornage I'm colorbilnd and Dixlesic.

Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

How do you make your father cry? Poke him in the eye with a shovel, then continue to lower his self esteem with insults.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

This statement is false.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

I like my women like i like my coffee... with big titis

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black, liquid, and in a cup.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

Why are there no Jews in hell? Because Hitler is there,

A Mormon walks into a bar

What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

I am dyslexic

What happens when you go from a jew to a penguin? A huge climate change.

whats funny about this joke? nothing.

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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