- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper. No. A nun with a terrible nosebleed. Nobody ever reads the whole newspaper.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

How do you choke a lawyer? You squeeze his neck until he stops breathing.

Why did the man look in the mirror? To see his reflection.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have ADD Check out this flashlight!

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

how much kush does it take to get kushagra high

Thumbs up if u dont have aids:)

Q. how does james bond like his babies A.shaken not stirred but if u think thats bad wait till u see a stirred baby

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

Ding-Dong.............no knock-knocking required

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

womens rights.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Why did the chicken not make it across the road? Because he got hit by a transport.

Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but his stomach was not big enough to finish. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free meal.

What did the Jew get for Christmas? Nothing

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

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