Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What did the rabbi say to the bartender? Hi, Mark!

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

Why did the little girl fall of the cliff? Someone pushed her

Women's rights.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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