- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Q. Why did the 40 year old woman puts on a large amount of makeup? A. She may have gerontophobia.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

you dint have to be a jew matt

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

What comes after 69? 70

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

the redsox

a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

My, you you... SEDUCER! XD, and there I go proving your point by going uppercase XD

Why did the man drink a glass of water? Why not?

What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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