neil likes pube toast

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Panda walks into a restaurant with gun ready to eat, shoot and leave to finish a really good grammar joke, but before he can eat, Animal Control tranquilize him and seize his gun. So all he can do is leave unconscious. Meanwhile someone takes enjoyment in slowly burning the dictionary entry for "Panda".

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy Wuzzy had cancer.

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What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

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How did the mouse die It was eaten by a cat How did the cat die It jumped into the bathtub and drowned

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What do you get when you mix Jabba the Hut with a hen? nothing, genetically they are unable to reproduce due to the disproportionate number of chromosomes and DNA

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

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Christ is a conspiracy

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One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

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Yo mamas so fat she is obese

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

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What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

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Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

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what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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