- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He lost his punch line. -by Ross

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

Y' can't spell rape without ape.

A seal walks into a club.

A man walks into a library looking for books on poor punchlines. The Librarian directs him to the appropriate section.

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? Justin is attracted to the female gender

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Jax vs Pig Jax: HOHAHOHOHAHOHAHOHA... Etc Pig spinning head like neck is gonna break off Shao Kahn: FINISH HIM! Jax: GOT YA! OH YEAH... BEASTIALIY, BEASTALITY? AGAIN?

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

What did the priest say to the young boy? Hi.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

Your mom.

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