What did one volcano say to the other? Nothing. Volcanoes are inanimate objects that do not possess the ability to speak.

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A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

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So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

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you dint have to be a jew matt

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a blonde girl gets behind the wheel of a car. and drives to her community college for her morning class

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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Hey, have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

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Whats black and yellow and makes you laugh? A bus full of niggers driving of a cliff

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What's the difference between sand and menstral blood? I can't gargle sand

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Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

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what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

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the redsox

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What comes after 69? 70

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What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

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Which does does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What do you call a moose with a 12 gauge shotgun bullet through it's head? Open Season

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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