how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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What succeeds most of the time? The population of a field with grass.

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What's big and long? My dick.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

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What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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