There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Roses are green violets are brown wait a minute..........my shoes untied

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

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I really want to know something would all of you like to go on Suspension for 3 weeks? Mr Goodwin

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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Meh, I dont want it anymore! You take it!

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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Dig Bick Your dislexic

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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What do you call an arab ?

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Your mom is so ugly and stupid that people make fun of her and that's not nice.

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There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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