There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

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Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

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Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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Why don't pineapples grow on pine trees? Because they're tropical.

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A black man and a white man enter a public toilet. They both begin to pee at the urinals. The whiteman peers over to the blackman mid-pee. He is dissappointed to find that the black man's penis is not large according to stereotype and then blushes embarassed by his own latent homosexuality. They both leave the toilet and never see eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep later that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Why was the blonde staring at a container of orange juice? She wanted to make sure that it did not contain any pulp.

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how do you get an A in a class? idk never got on.

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what is red, yellow, green, blue, purple, and violet? Blood i lied about the other colors...

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how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one................ standing on a pile of dead babies.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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What funny about AIDS nothing its a terrible disease

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If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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why did you read this anti-joke? because you typed in antijoke on google or have the app on a phone

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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