- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

What's big and long? My dick.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

you gay?

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

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