So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

hashtags suck balls

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

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