- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

Q: What does a gay horse eat? A: Cheese

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Hickory Dickory Dock, your mother is a whore

Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

So the man goes to the doctor and the doctor tells the man " you will have to quit masturbating " So the man asks " why" And the doctor said " so I can examine you "

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

Two bees are flying around a flower. "Hey," says one bee, "you ever think about the meaning of all of this? I mean, isn't there more to life than pollinating and satisfying the Queen?" The other bee replies, "No."

What is the difference between a horse? All the legs are of same length, especially the back ones.

What do you call a magic owl? HOO-DINI!

He is outside, running for it, Erron, seriously who is We? I thought you where an author.

Why are people in Africa dying? because the majority of them have a lack of food and fresh water which effects their health.

Tucker Rivera

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

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