- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

What do call a man with no arms or no legs that sits on the couch? Grandpa after his amputations.

There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Q. What is the answer to life the universe and everything A. 42

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Whats worse than being bored, Being you.

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

Why did the boy fail the test? He had down syndrome.

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

so a black,Hispanic,chines,white and Asian man walk into a bar and they sat down had a couple drinks and had a good conversation and left as happy as could be

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

Why couldn't Jimmy run in the track race? Because he has been paralyzed since he was 3, due to a horrible accident

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

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