- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

why is this joke funny because your laughing

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

What do you call a cat that gets pushed into the pool? Angry as hell.

how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Knock Knock Who's there? ........

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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