how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

hashtags suck balls

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

you gay?

The WNBA

What happened to the fish? It drowned

Do you want to hear a joke? No.

A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

why did CJ cry?he just ate a pie full of meat from his favorite animal.Pig

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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