- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was really frogger in disguise

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

Why was the poor man poor? Because he doesnt make money

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

why couldn't the blind man hear? because he was also deaf.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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