- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's worse than 9/11? A. That one shark jumping episode of Happy Days.

A man walks into a bar. Suddenly, he is filled with a strange feeling, as if his life is somehow the subject of a stupid joke. He walks back out of the bar and consults a psychiatrist.

How did the polack burn his hands on the stove? He placed his hands on the hot stove top burners not realizing they were hot.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

you gay?

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

Why did the pig cross the road? To chase after his adopted chicken.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

why did the blind kid cross the road... because he was sick of being blind

Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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