- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The police The police who? Sir, your wife is dead.

If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot... are you racist?

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What is the last bit of snow to fall from the sky called? Nothing. Meteorologists have not come up with a scientific term for this phenomenon.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

you gay?

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

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