Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

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What do you get when you cross a dog and a cat? A hybrid animal that can never exist to do each species own genetic make-up which would subsequently reject the other's. I.E. The cat would reject the dog sperm from ever fertilizing and the dog would reject cat sperm.

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What's the dumbest animal in the rainforest? A polar bear.

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A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

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What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

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If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

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roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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What did the over-baring Chinese couple say to their son who got an A- in algebra? How do I know? I don't speak Chinese!

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This is on of those few moments where my guts and attitude leave me feeling as if the entire world is against me... ...Then I cant help but to smirk and think... The world against me? Finally a worthy challenge... Such a great day... Nero because fuck morals: Friends and not so friends do not call me Black Metal because I listen to power rock, my mother high on drugs attacked my wife claiming she was Satan, I killed my angel dust empowered mother, felt as if the world was against me... ...Such a great day... "I killed my father too but you dont hear me whining about it!" And of course... ...Rest in pieces oh "dear" mother", at least you did one good thing, you gave birth to your undertaker, while I killed you to end my lifelong misery, My only regret is ending yours... Now I request you all think I am a monster and pretend we live in a world where all parents are nice and good... You already deluded yourself? Perhaps you should thumb me up instead then.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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why did'n the baby wake up from his nap? because he was dead

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Want to here a joke? Me to...

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Three black men walk into a bar. One of the men, having recently reached sobriety, opts not to commence in the consumption of alcohol. The other two, impressed by his level of restraint, decide to leave the bar and take the initiative to turn their lives around for the better.

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Yo mums so fat she went on a diet.

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