What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is wrong As violets are violet

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

-The proceeding statement is true. -The preceeding statement is false.

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Rebecca Black's career.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because I took a swing at it with a golf club.

How many light bulbs does it take to garner an unnecessarily large crowd of a single ethnic group of people working together to simultaneously replace said light bulbs and uphold their cultural stereotypes? What the hell's a light bulb? I'm a culturally illiterate Amish man.

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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