I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What does a man want more than sex? Nothing.

Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

What do you call a German who roasts Jews for a living? A comedian.

What did the oboe say to the trombone? SQUEEEEEEK

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

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Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

Roses are Red Violets are Blue In Soviet Russia Poem tells You -Ben

Hi, my name is Jake.

I don't know which one is emptier my bank account or my love life

On a scale of 1 to Kevin James, how much do you exercise?

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because skeletons cannot live on their own and there is no such thing as a skeleton that can walk across roads without muscles.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

Q- what's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A- you take of your shoes to jump on a trampoline

Who ever invented the "Knock- Knock jokes" should get a "No-bell prize"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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