- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

A: What's worse than two dead babies lying on cement? B: The Holocaust? A: Yeah or something like that

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

ring around the rosie ... your dead

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my basement.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? because it got shot before it could get there.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Q: How do you keep an idiot in suspense? A:

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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