- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

how do you save a baby from drowning? Take your foot off the back of its head.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

hashtags suck balls

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

Lady gaga suposedly has a wener.What does that make her? A man

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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what has one ear, one leg, one eye, one arm, and is Jewish half a Jew

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Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE SLINKY’S. PRETTY MUCH USELESS BUT MAKE YOU SMILE WHEN YOU PUSH THEM DOWN THE STAIRS. Source: http://www.pingzic.com/funny-whatsapp-status-to-make-others-laugh/

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

An irish man stumbles out of a bar.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Why does Santa Claus drink so much hot Cocoa? Because Mrs. Claus got tired of his constant drunkenness and won't allow beer in the house in the house anymore.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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