Why was the couple in the waiting room crying? Because their son was diagnosed of AIDS and will probably not live into his twenties.

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

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What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

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Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

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Why do women like NASCAR? They don't.

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If a man is called a manly man, what is a dude called? A dudely dude.

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why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

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Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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