Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

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why didnt little timmy finish his test he was eaten by a muslim rhino... .

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A mexican walks out a mexican restaurant.

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How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

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A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

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what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

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Why couldn't the girl talk... she chocked to death -Alan Davis

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What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

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Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

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whats a joke

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One muffin turns to the second and says, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" The second muffin replies, "Holy crap a talking muffin!"

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why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

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So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

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two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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