I used to be able to walk, but then I took an arrow to the knee. It tore my acl and shattered my kneecap.

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The guys Joke above me is funnier^.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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People always say if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say Anthony at all. Mimes must be full of hate.

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Why was Little Timmy crying ? He dropped his ice cream. Why did he drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus. Knock-Knock! Who's there? Not Little Timmy.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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I don't always browse the internet. But when i do i prefer Anti Joke.con

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how fast does it take to kill a blonde? Give me a gun and i will find out

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A guy walks into a bar and finds a genie. The genie says he'll grant him 3 wishes. He wished for a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. POOF! All 3 wishes were granted to him. The blonde drinks a shot a tequila, the brunette drinks a beer, and the redhead drinks a whiskey. They had a great time.

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What has stripes, isn't a virgin, and has golden hands? I don't know I asked you first.

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What do you get if you cross a canine and a sheep? A Sheepdog. What do you get if you cross a cat and a dog? You fucking stupid? It cant be done!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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In Soviet Russia, test takes you... to a privileged University with an appropriate transcript.

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Get it? More.

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What did the rich man say to the poor man? i feel sorry for you

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What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

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what do you call a Puerto Rican with no arms? Trust worthy

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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what did the doctor say to another doctor? we are doctors

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