- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are basically asking if I care for you, care for me, and if this could put us both in risk... There is no picking at this stage, why would I use you?

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

trump and hillary are both stranded on an island, who survives? america

Guess my favourite fruit. Peach.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

When you aren't feeling well, you should see a doctor like this: https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5u4lryU5PzmLUKCGEKZgDWMeQ_96VLEKFGu7Wvk-4M7UXHkOXBw

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

A student exclaimed "This test is a piece of cake!" He ate it.

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, the bartender says ouch.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

How do you stop a black man from drowning Get your foot off of his head

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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