If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

What's like a whale and has a sprained leg? MATT ROSS THE FAT ARSE!!!!

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How come the kid couldn't go to college Because he was black and couldn't afford it

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

what's better than winning a gold metal at the special olympics? not being retarded.

let me tell u a dirty joke a guy fell in the mud.

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

Q:What's the difference ethernet a corvette and a pile of dead baby's? A:I don't have a corvette in my garage

Roses are red Tulips are blue Wait, no sorry That's violets.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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