Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did the man Jump of a bridge? Because he got sick of his life and he wanted to die.

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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What is the difference between green and desert sage? About 20 bucks a gallon.

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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Timmy had to use the restroom in class one day, so he raised his hand and asked, "Can I use the restroom?" The teacher said, "I don't know, CAN you?" Timmy said'," When I was using 'can', I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier for asking for permission, as opposed to expressing ability. I though since you were a teacher you would know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Anti Joke

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