What's sad about a truck passing behind a duck? A: Behind the Duck were the Ducklings.

knock knock come in !

Roses are gay Violets are gayer when you hear girls moaning im the player

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

What was the difference between an Irishmen and a apple? Alot.

What do you do when life throws lemons at you? Take out your lemon shield and retreat deep into your lemon proof bunker.

im @ work, LOL.

this website even though its hilarious.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Black people are the scum of the earth

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe, all mimsy were the borogoves and the momeraths outgrabe

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

why are anti-jokes so funny? they aren't. they're stupid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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