- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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