Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

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i googled who gives a fuck my name wasn't in the results

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What do you do if you are surrounded by 2000 Hungry cannibals? You talk to them in a calm yet determined diplomatic voice, then you become a part of them. Moral: A part of them... Forever.

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What looks like a penis, smells like a penis and eats penis Nothin ive ever seen

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Bob is asleep. Knock knock. Whos there? NOT BOB

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Q: GUESS WHAT IS REALLY BAD????? A: TITTY CANCER! :0

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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roy g biv

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why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

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what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

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why do girls like grey's anatomy so much? because they are girls

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Michael Vick walks into a pet shop. He buys a puppy and cares for it lovingly

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What's brown, black, and red all over? The burning cross on the lawn of a respectable African-American family.

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Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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