Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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What has equally bad consequences as breaking someone's leg in front of the local authorities? Breaking your own leg on purpose in front of the local authorities.

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knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

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how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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Why was a white man mowing his lawn ? The lawn was getting undesirably long which provoked the white man.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

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An Englishman, A Scotsman, a Welshman, an Australian, An American, A German, A Swede, A Kiwi, An Austrian, A Belgian, A Frenchman, A Chinese Guy, An Indian, A Turk, A Czech, A Canadaian, A Russian, A serbian, A Portuguese, A brazilian, An Argentine and a South African go in to a bar. The Security stops them and says "I'm sorry i can't let you in without a thai"

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems rhyme This doesn't.

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I stabbed a person. No seriously, I just stabbed them. There's no punchline. Just Just Stab wounds.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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I saw a TV show last night. And it was good.

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What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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What do you call a muslim with a gun I dont know his name

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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