How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer. And a free haircut.

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Please give money to a local Jew we have had such a bad time please ONLY people who are Jews.

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What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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Why did the kid get beaten up? -he was gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

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There was a black person running down my street. He was celebrating because he just graduated from Harvard University.

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How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

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-What's funnier than a dog with no legs? -The movie Dumb and Dumber, in my opinion.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

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why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

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How do you know when a Captcha defect causes you to post the same anti-joke three times? Canteloupe.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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This boy. We shall call him George. George was skating down the street when he passed the market. George stopped and looked in when he saw this SWEET pair of shoes! They were priced for 20 bucks. So George rushed home and went to his dad who was mowing the lawn. "DAD DAD!" "what?" The dad said. "I FOUND THESE SWEET PAIR OF SHOES! Can you lend me 20 bucks?" His dad shook his head and George ran inside the house and went up to his mom who was washing the dishes. "Mom can you lend me 20 bucks for these sweet shoes?" His mom just looked at him funny and said, "No". Angry, George set off upstairs to his sister's room who was on the computer. "Sis can you lend me...." "GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!" She slammed the door in his face. George sighed and went to his room. But before he got to his door, he saw a 20 dollar bill on the floor. He picked it up and rushed to the store. Once he got the shoes he ran back home to his dad. "Dad DAD! Look at these.." He stopped and saw his dad that was under the lawnmower dead. George shrugged and went inside to his mom. "Mom mom! Look at these...." He stopped and saw that his mom was stuffed in the dishwasher, dead. George sighed and ran upstairs to show his sis. "Hey sis look at...." She was found with her head in the computer screen, dead. So George sighed and walked down to the living room. He plumped on the couch and wondered about how his family died. Then there was a knock on the door. George hesitated. It knocked again. He got up and went to the door. Opened it and out stood a penguin. He stared at the penguin. "What do you want?!" The penguin stared back. What did he say?????? Nothing penguins can't talk.

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