- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers old man: hi old woman: i have alshemiers

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

this website even though its hilarious.

What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

What smells like pizza and likes to roll? Pizza rolls.

im @ work, LOL.

Don't turn around when you're talking to me. Why? You will walk off of that cliff

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

Roses are shut the f* up. Violets are shut the f* up. Shut the f* up. Shut the f* up.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Q.A duck walks into a bar and asks for grapes.What is the duck asking for? A. Nothing... Ducks can't talk

Jokes are dumb. Stories are better. Did you ever hear the story of the blind man who walked into the fish market and said, "Evenin' ladies!"?

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

Guest-knock knock (silence) Guest-hello is anyone there? no go away Guest-looks like there is no one here lets leave

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

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