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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Roses are red Olives are Black come to my and will smoke some crack

what is funnier than one dead baby in a dumpster? There is nothing funny about the homicide of a minor, and the murder should be immediately investigated.

Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

You know why no ones tried to kill Obama ? Picture him in an escalade!

Whats black and is on sale in shops? Blackberries.

roses are gay s is justin beber s are u justen beber eats crap

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the apple say to the grape? Nothing, fruit are incapable of speaking

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

I have 20 dollars and 27 cents. How much money do I have? 20.28$ I found a penny.

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Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Too tired to come up with the definition, by the way, it was I that came up with the code system you guys use, so I kinda knew long ago that you lied to me when you said you do not use passwords,

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

What do u call a six year old boy holding a gun. illegal

Why was the young child dead in the middle of the road? His mother wasn't there to prevent him from chasing the ball across the road, and therefore, he ran in front of a truck

what did the man say when he was reading a book? nothing, if u assume the situation when hes reading to himself.

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