Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It passed away in its sleep.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Q:Why did the kid drop his ice cream A:He was hit by a car

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Why did the blonde turn down prostitution? She knows it is illegal and has better moral values than that.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

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So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

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what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Freckles and Spot

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How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

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melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

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What's sad about a pile of dead people? They didn't have life insurance.

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what did the farmer do? plant

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Not only did 7 have that intimidating look to him, but 6 had recently found out that he was a well known mob boss who also went by the name of Lucky Seven. he was in charge of a gang called The Prime Numbers. They had been terrorizing 6's city for sometime now, whether it was stealing, mugging, or even killing or vandalism. 6 sure had a lot to fear, but he knew things might turn out well, as 6 had a great ability to try his best and do what he believed in: Justice

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What did the kid with turrets say? Many swear words but he can not be blamed for this because he has a disease that make him unable to control many of the things he says.

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Yo mama's fat.

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whats funny about about adailia rose?nothing shes just fucked up in every way shape and form. but 100% defenatly stick my cock in her shitter

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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