why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

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if you write treehouse backwards it spells gullible.

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What did Batman say to Superman before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

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Why was David enjoying his cream of mushroom soup? Because David had spent the last 17 days eating flouescent light fix-ins.

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I named my cat Pounce because she jumps. In retrospect I suppose most cats do jump, in fact, they are even known for it.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

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What's worst than your computer breaking? Your face

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MR MR WHO?? MR MC CANN

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a guy fell off a roof of a mansion he died his family cried F.Y.I i have Alzheimers toilet monster

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Whats the same about a jew and firewood? They both burn.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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why did the chicken cross the rode?????? i dont know because he felt like it???????????p.s.i actually dont know why he crossed the rode so go ask the next who makes a joke about a chicken crossing a rode?

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a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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One day a man discovered he could suck his own penis. Unfortunately he was heterosexual and could derive no pleasure from doing so as he was acutely aware of the fact he had a penis in his mouth.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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Q: If 2+2=Fish, then what does 3+3=? A: 6.

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How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

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what good about eatting every night knowing that a african want

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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