- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The teachers cat is a fat cat and his name is ... why do even whant to know you stalker

A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

What's in a bag of dead babies? Dead babies and one alive baby eating it's way out.

Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

Time flies an arrow. Fruit flies like banana.

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

what did one dog say to his sex partner? woof woof

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he found out the oreo he slept with last night had aids and he wanted to make sure he didnt get the deadly disease so he went to the doctor to get tested.

What's similar between a yellow bicycle and blue potatoes? They both have weight.

What do you call 5 black guys at the bottom of the ocean? scuba divers

why did billy fall on the sidewalk? he got stabbed

what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

Knock knock. whos their! Grammar police. We'd like to have a little chat.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

Mary had a little lamb, its heart was black as coal, it crept into her room one night and ate her f***ing soul

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

two muffins are in a oven the one muffin says jee its hot in here and the other muffin says wow a talking muffin

yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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