Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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Q: Why did the Little girl fall off the swing set? A: She was Shot in the face.

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Who's Micheal Jackson?

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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Your mom is so nce that when you got into college she taught you to be more independent so you could succeed later in life.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office. Quack.

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Why did the witch ride her broom? Because the vaccum was to heavy...

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Chuck Norris once round-house kicked someone so hard that he broke his leg.

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A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

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What's worse than a completely overused anti-joke punchline? The Holocaust.

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man1:did you know hellen keller had a dog? man2: no man1: neither did she

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So you have been really stressed lately huh?

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What do you call 1000 black men walking down a street? The million man march

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cool

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I suck at online but have a high gamerscore

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Q: Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and a rich mexican jump out of the plane at the same time. Who hit the ground first? A: The answer is none of the above, because they don't exist.

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Often, Asians argue that they can speak properly... Like instead of L's, they use "R's." Sure... http://eng.tekkenpedia.com/wiki/Leo#Introduction

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god made the sea god helped invent the first wheel but as you know he also made me a really big deal !

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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