Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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a duck walks up to a lemonade stand. thats impossible, because nature says that ducks cannot walk.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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What did the Asian man say to the Mexican man? Nothing, due to the language barrier.

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Why didnt santa leave presents under the tree? Because santa doesnt exist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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Raveena Thandhan

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What is brown and sticky?… A shit…

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Double-whammy

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" Want to hear a good anti-joke?! " " Sure! " " Me too. "

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What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

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guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

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Why did the black guy stop his car? There was a stop sign

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

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800 people died last year. end of story

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there were ten in the bed and the little one said roll over so they all rolled over and one fell out then got back up and punched the little one in the face saying good night

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A boy and a girl are each granted a wish Girl: I want us to be lovers until the end of the world Boy: I want the world to end

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why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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