- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

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i hate when your sentence doesn't end as you testicle.

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

Two penguins in a bath tub, one says "Pass me the soap" and the other one says "What do you think I am, a radio!"

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

Men

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Why did the Triceratops walk into a grocery store? To buy groceries

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

How did the chef bake 20 muffins for the king? My name is Bob.

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

How do you knock a clown off a swing? Hit it with an axe multiple times.

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

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