What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

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How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

How many police does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they all beat the room for being black.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Knock knock! Who's there? Your mother. Oh, hi Mom! Come in!

Once there was this duck. he was the best dentist in the world...

What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

Jebron Lames.

Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

Please don't shoot me

What hurts more than a bee sting? Child birth.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

A man walks into a bar. He was the barman. [L]

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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