- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A kid walks into a bar, everyone fled the bar because they were all afraid of goats

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree Because it died

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

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