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If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

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Why did the black man go to the back of the bus? The only unoccupied seats were back there.

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How much does a polar bear weigh? Depends on the polar bear and its dietary habits

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I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

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What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

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why did john wear a red hat? because blue is his favorite color

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

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Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

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What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

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An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

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Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

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what did the black kid get for christmas? I dont know....whatever he wrote on his wishlist.

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A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

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what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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