- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

What's hairy and sags? A ball sack

What do you get when you cross a dog with an anteater? An animal unlikely to survive beyond infancy.

What do you call a black man sitting on a porch? Relaxed.

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What are the biggest ants in the world? Ants under a magnifying glass.

How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

a black man did not eat chicken.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

What did the man say before he got stabbed? What are you going to do, stab me?

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Whats the difference between a ghost and a dolphin? Ghosts aren't dolphins.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q: What do they call watermelons in Indiana A:watermelons

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