- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

how did harry styles get in one diretion god

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

"Lassie, Lassie, come quick! Timmy is in the well!" "I'm a dog," replies Lassie. "You folks have ropes, ladders, and opposable thumbs. What the hell could I possibly do to help?" With that final act of disobedience, Lassie was turned into fertilizer.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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