Why couldn't the bunny hop? Because it lost both it's legs

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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Two cats are sat on a window ledge. One cat looks to the other and says "Meoww".

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

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Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

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Knock, knock Who's there? The electrician And about bloody time too, you'd better come in.

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Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

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Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

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''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

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how did harry styles get in one diretion god

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

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What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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