- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a blonde walks into a wall...

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

I obviusly meant: Have you ever seen a cow chasing boots? Because the one with the cowboy chasing boots doesn't make sense...

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

Whats black, white, and read/red all over? What? Michael Jackson after his surgery.

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

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What did the priest tell his son? Nothing, priests can't have children.

Roses are red violet are blue i saw a machine and it was ps2

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Why was the man hit by the car? Hellen Keller was driving.

A man and his friend walk into a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H2O." The second man, quite thirsty, says "I would like some H2O too." The second man dies because the bartender is a serial killer and gave the man the hydrogen peroxide he ordered. The first man is killed with a shovel.

Two muffins are in an oven one muffin says to the other muffin "It's hot in here" the other muffin says "Holy crap a talking muffin".

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