Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

Haikus usually make sense, but sometimes they don't refrigerator.

Knock knock Who's there? The bank. We've come to evict you from your house.

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede!

How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

What did the black man do when KFC got his order wrong? He gave his receipt to the cashier and kindly asked for the correct meal.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have sufficient stability in his arm at that moment causing him to loosen his grip and drop his ice cream.

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The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He got hit by a semi.

What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

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Q: what did the grandmother give to her grandson. A: a lightbulb

Roses are Red grass is greener every time i think of you i touch my weiner

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was stressed & having alot of financial, mental and physical problems so he crossed the road in hope to kill himself. And he did he got ran over by a car, may his soul rest in peace.

Why did the male propagate the female? Because he was drugged. Slyly, this foxy female had slipped the male the date rape drug and a dangerous amount of viagra. During intercourse, the male ripped a gaping hole in the female's stomach and killed her. He woke up confused inside a dead stinking corpse.

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

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