- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

What is green, and could kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table.

Have you heard the one of the two headed man an the horse? Neither have I

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

The Walmart Scooterwhale (Terracetus obesitus) is the only member of the cetacean family to live in a terrestrial environment. Commonly found in large-scale grocery stores all across North America, it subsists mostly on fattening junk food, microwave popcorn, and beer.

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1.Why were the black men asked to leave the bar? Because it was a womens bar. 2.Why did the 40 year old get an erection? Because he was excited.

What's scarier than a ghost? Practically anything as ghosts aren't real.

Fun Fact: If you lay out all of the veins in your body out, You will die

''Today is Star Wars day :)'' ''Why's that?'' ''guess'' ''I don't know :/'' ''It's May the 4th!'' ''And?'' ''May the 4th be with you :p''

That`s my friends phone, I can call you from mine too if you want, please just don't hurt me, let me speak to you, I promise I will explain everything.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

What's the difference between a snake, and a lawyer? A snake cannot comprehend law, nor can one attend law school and set up an office. They are also different species.

A muslim and a jew walk into a bar. The muslim proceeds to detonate the bomb he had strapped to his chest, killing himself and dozens of bar patrons.

Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why was Martin Luther King shot? The shooter strongly disagreed with his viewpoints.

Why did the African cross the road? Because he was searching for his family after his village was massacred by rebel soldiers.

Why did the black cop pull the white guy over? He was going approximately 52 miles per hour on a 40 miles per hour speed limited road.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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