Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red OMFG MY LAWN IS ON FIRE !!!?

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

TRICERATOPS!

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

Knock, Knock! Go away!

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Your mother is so fat; I love fat fat people.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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