- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jimmy: Knock Knock Nick: Whose there? Jimmy: Joe Nick: Joe Who? Jimmy: Joe Mamma Nick: No shes dead.

Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

how do you save a black person that's drowning? you blow up their lips

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

did you know towels can cause dry skin?

Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

What's worse than a joke. ONE TOLD BY FOK.

What's worse than 9/11? a dipped glass of milk

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop? zero if you bite it

what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

Fuzzy Wuzzy was bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, and died of cancer

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because it broke...

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

Q: What do people usually find funny? A: A joke.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

Jack and Jill went up the hill. It was in the middle of winter and they froze to death.

A kangaroo walks into a bar and says "Lipstick is the blood of all wounds." The bartender does not know how the kangaroo said this or why.

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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